#ALIAS {initchat}
{
     #chat init 4051;
     #variable banlist  {};
     #variable password {none};
     #variable wholist {};
     #variable newlist {}
}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> Connected to %1@%2:%3}
{
     #chat emote %1 bleeps: <178>Welcome to (<168>T<178>)he k(<168>I<178>)cki(<168>N<178>) (<168>T<178>)ickin Ch(<168>I<178>)t Chat Thi(<168>N<178>)gie;
     #if {$banlist[%2]}
     {
          #chat emote %2 bleeps: <178>*LOLOL* You were banned sucker! CIAO!!;
          #chat zap %2
     };
     #else
     {
          #chat private %1;
          #if {"$password" == "none"}
          {
               broadcast %1 has connected;
               #variable wholist[%1] {1};
               #chat emote %1 bleeps: <178>Message me 'help' for a list of commands.
          };
          #else
          {
               #chat emote %1 bleeps: <178>You must tell me the magic word. Or I will boot your ass!;
               #variable newlist[%1] {1};
               #delay 20 autoboot %1
          }
     }
}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> Closing connection to %1@%2}
{
     #if {$wholist[%1]}
     {
          broadcast %1 has disconnected;
          #unvariable wholist[%1]
     };
     #if {$newlist[%1]}
     {
          #unvariable newlist[%1]
     }
}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> Your connection with %1 is now private.}
{
     #nop
}
{1}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 is now %2.$}
{
     #if {$wholist[%1]}
     {
          broadcast %1 steps into a telephone booth and steps out as %2!;
          #unvariable wholist[%1];
          #variable wholist[%2] 1
     };
     #if {$newlist[%1]}
     {
          #variable newlist[%2] 1;
          #unvariable newlist[%1]
     }
}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'about'}
{
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<178> I am the retarded little brother you never wanted.
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'help'}
{
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>   about <178>- <138>everything about thingie.;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>    help <178>- <138>gives this totally sweet message.;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>  public <178>- <138>makes your connection public.;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128> private <178>- <138>makes your connection private.;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>    tell <178>- <138>send a private message to someone;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>     who <178>- <138>gives a list of who is online.;
     #chat emote %1 bleeps:<128>         <178>- <138>everything else is broadcasted.
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'private'}
{
     #chat emote %1 waves its yellow wand and chants 'You fade fom subsiftence!!';
     #chat private %1
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'public'}
{
     #chat emote %1 puts on his purple hat and chants 'You feel felly fisable!!';
     #chat public %1
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'tell %2 %3'$}
{
     #if {$wholist[%1]}
     {
          #chat emote %2 <178>:<128>%1 bleeps to you<178>: <138>%3
     }
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, 'who'}
{
     #if {$wholist[%1]}
     {
          #variable tmp {};
          #foreach {$wholist[]} {name}
          {
               #if {"$tmp" == ""}
               {
                    #variable tmp bleeps: <118>I am connected to: <178>$name
               };
               #else
               {
                    #variable tmp $tmp<118>, <178>$name
               }
          };
          #chat emote %1 $tmp
     }
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, '$password'}
{
     #if {$newlist[%1]}
     {
          #chat emote %1 bleeps: <178>wowie you remembered the secret word!;
          broadcast %1 has connected;
          #unvariable newlist[%1];
          #variable wholist[%1] {1}
     };
     #else
     {
          #chat emote %1 bleeps: <178>lolol you already gave the password silly loller
     }
}
{4}

#ACTION {^<CHAT> %1 chats to you, '%2'}
{
     #if {$wholist[%1]}
     {
          #foreach {$wholist[]} {name}
          {
               #chat emote $name <178>:<128>%1 bleeps<178>: <138>%2<128>
          }
     }
}

#ALIAS {broadcast}
{
     #foreach {$wholist[]} {name}
     {
          #chat emote $name bleeps: <138>%0<178>
     }
}

#ALIAS {autoboot}
{
     #if {$newlist[%0]}
     {
          #chat emote %0 bleeps: <178>omglol you did not know the magic word! okthxbye;
          #chat zap %0;
          #unvariable newlist[%0]
     }
}